No one can promise they’ll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

frigerator:

if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

greydelisle:

“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper

mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

babyferaligator:

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself